The Wizard Limericks

by TwoSkeletons

There once was a powerful wizard
Whose familiar beast was a lizard
It shot out its tonuge
At an insect that stung
And swallowed it into its gizzard

There once was a wizard from London
Who thought he would delve in a dungeon
When what should appear
But an orc with a spear
And sent the poor wizard guy runnin'

There once was a witch from Nantucket
Who flew on a mop and a bucket
She was bit by a wizard's
Familiar lizard
And had a tough time to unstuck it

There once was a giant of storm
Who disliked when the weather was warm
He battled a wizard
And summoned a blizzard
And made such cold weather the norm

There once was a wizardly fellow
Whose wizardly hat was all yellow
With a point at the top
That would nod as he bopped
As he played on his magical cello

There once was a magical duelist
What he did to his foes was just ghoulish
But then came a warlock
With tats and a mohawk
Who made the old braggart look foolish

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